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How to call the police when you are old

George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked: “Is someone in your house?” He said “No.” Then they said: “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be on his way when one is available.” George said, “Okay.” He hung up and counted to 30. Then he called the police again. “Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.

Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them.” and hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, “I thought you said that you
shot them!” George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!” Moral of the story: Don’t mess with old people!

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TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer
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PARKER: A Teacher
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have 10 years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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